My Pocket Mammon Shrine
Apr 18, 2009 personal
When I was finishing up elementary school, I got a leather wallet for my birthday. Fifteen years later, as I’m finishing up college, that same wallet has finally failed me. I used it every day, so now it’s immaculate seams have burst. This is obviously a monumental catastrophe worth breaking my blog silence for. Tomorrow I will break a fifteen-year ritual by padding my right buttock with a black leather wallet, not a brown one. RIP.
April 19th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
It probably would have broken earlier if it wasn’t always so empty.