Why I’m Not a Republican

I stumbled across this on a Cedarville alum’s Facebook. By all accounts, the students applauding this kind of tripe in the comments appeared to actually believe it was a great testament to the virtues of being a Republican.

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words, redistribution of wealth.

 She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

 One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her p rofessors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn’t even have time for a boyfriend, and didn’t really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened then asked, “How is your friend Audrey doing?” She replied, “Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She’s always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn’t even show up for classes because she’s too hung over.”

Her father asked her, “Why don ‘t you go to the Dean’s office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend Audrey, who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.

“The daughter, visibly shocked by her father’s suggestion, angrily fired back, “That’s a crazy idea. How would that be fair? I’ve worked really hard for my grades! I’ve invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work. Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!”

 The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”

God forbid I ever have a daughter too stupid to rebut that inane story on multiple levels.

3 thoughts on “Why I’m Not a Republican

  1. Tripe, yes! This poor father confused economic Marxism with the Democrats. No, the Dems would have said to both the 2.0 & 4.0 coeds, “we got a well-paying jobs waiting for you with the govt. because the gullible populace will pay for it!”

  2. Yes, since having a gullible populace pay for the New Deal and the Marshall plan was such a disaster.

    Ask Katrina victims how they feel about a gutted government and what happens when the gullible populace stops sharing the cost of disaster relief.

    How does your wife feel about your disgust toward a gullible populace funding the libraries of Muncie?

  3. Touche’
    On the other hand, why blame the feds when the states should be able to do it themselves. Look how wealthy Louisiana is… plenty of casino bucks everywhere, except to help N.O. Sad. I love banana republics better… they make no pretense about helping their populace! haha

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